Hiii Hunters~ (✿◕‿◕✿)
Soooo… ummm… hiiii~ it’s meeee ur fav kawaii hunter gurl ✨ and today… instead of just carting to Rathalos like a baka… I’m writing my academic thesis on… well… being an uwu Monster Hunter streamer.
Yes, it’s super serious… no, I don’t have a degree… unless u count the one in making chat blush (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)
Why I Talk Like This~
Oki so like… people always ask: “Why do u talk in uwu??”
And the answer is… because it’s cute and it works.
- If I say “hello chat,” no one notices.
- If I say “hewwo cuties~~ uwu I missed u soooo much 🥺👉👈,” suddenly chat is spamming hearts.
See?? Social science.
The Ritual of Stream (according to… meee >///<)
Start Time = Relationship Time
I never just start a hunt. I go: “good evening my hunters, did u miss me??” … and u always say yes. Hehe. That’s like, step one of my ritual.Fashion Before Function
Who cares about “meta armor”? Not meee. If it’s pink and has bows, I’m wearing it. If I cart? Oopsie~ but I look adorable doing it.The Cart Performance
Yesss… sometimes I pretend to forget mechanics. Why? Cuz chat loves to rescue me. If I act too pro, no one feels special. But if I scream and cart?? Suddenly 50 messages telling me what button to press. Mission accomplished.Goodnight Aftercare
At the end I always say something like: “Don’t watch other hunters tonight, kay? Dream of me onlyyy~ 💕” … because… like… it makes u feel close to me. Parasocial science babyyy~ (≧◡≦)
The Science-y Part UwU
Yes, yes, I know… this sounds silly… but parasociality is like, a real thing?? (I googled it once while eating ramen.)
- I act clumsy → chat feels needed.
- I call u my cuties → chat feels loved.
- I pretend to get jealous → chat feels like we’re dating.
It’s basically anime girlfriend simulator but with big angry dinosaurs.
My Conclusion~
Am I min-maxing DPS? No.
Am I min-maxing your heart? Yesss~ (◕‿↼✿)
Being a Monster Hunter uwu streamer isn’t about Rathalos plates or Zinogre sets. It’s about making every hunt feel like an episode of a slice-of-life anime where chat is the main character and I’m the flustered heroine who keeps saying “b-baka~”.
So pls… stay my hunters forever, ne?
Don’t cheat on me with other streamers… or else I’ll cart IRL (´；д；`).
Oyasumiii my cuties~ chu chu~ 💕